why?

Why is it that if you clean up the den, make sure their is NO crayon, pen, pencil, chalk, magic marker, dry erase pen or any other writing utensil possibly none to man located in said den, and THEN place the twins in that den..that somehow, your son or daughter will somehow mysteriously find a crayon, pen, pencil, chalk, magic marker, dry erase pen or any other writing utensil possibly none to man and draw all over your wood coffee table?

why?

and for those of you reading this with kids a few months behind us in the development stage who are reading this thinking that MY kid wont draw on anything..... they will...heh, heh, heh....they will. And just wait until your son/daughter walks across your lily white comforter in their muddy shoes.... or better yet, eats a bluberry poptart in your bed, leaving a lot of blueberry for you to discover at 11:00 at night as you are sliding into bed.... oh, and that nice spotless couch you have been able to keep them from pooping on, spitting up on, whatever... ah, wait till they walk off with that cup of juice and decide that they want to sit on the couch, with the open container of juice/milk.... and wait...just wait..when they pitch a fit in the store. You think it wont happen to YOU? you always snickered at other parents? just wait until your normally well behaved kid decides to blow a gasket while behind 7 people at the checkout line, all because he/she/they(in our case, its ALWAYS two of them, therefore...they) want that Spongebob trinket so brlliantly located in the checkout line...or, (I'm on a roll now)... wait till you go out to eat and your son/daughter decides to have a meltdown 15 minutes into the event...5 minutes AFTER you've ordered, 5 minutes before your appetizers have even arrived.

..but, i digress... I think i hear Rylee scribbling on the table again...