Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Finally..

finally CWebb has the opportunity to get that monkey off his back...to justify his shaky status as a...superstar. Finally, he has the ball in HIS hands with the game on the line, to join the Pantheon of great heros...Magic as a rookie leading the Lakers to the title, imitating the skyhook to kill the Celtics... Bird dropping buzzer beating threes and stealing the ball against the Lakers to win a title... Isaih leading the Bad Boys finally past the Celtics, then over the Lakers...Dr. J leading the 76ers with those majestic slams...The Dream spinning to the baseline, dropping that rainbow , fallaway jumper (albeit while Jordan was playing baseball, but still....)Kobe with those long strides dribbling past Nicholson and Denzel, leading the Lake Show with The Diesel. Jordan...'nuff said. Instead, we see Garnett blowing by CWebb, making plays... we see GARNETT dropping the bomb trey from WAY downtown... and we see CWebb down on the floor, crying, lookin like he is some college kid who called timeout when he didnt have any left...

GIMP!!!!

you know, Cwebb should have done what any self respecting black kid from educated, middle class family upbringing does...JOIN THE BAND!!! You know EXACTLY what I am talking about, and you are laughing now, because you know...you know... you feel what he feels, because you know...you just know. You see it in his eyes... his tortured soul, and you feel for him...sorta...

GIMP!!!! and I aint talking about no FRAT bear either.

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